If you left your beer on a train and the train took off, what would you do? Well a 44 year old gentleman who encountered such a situation decided the best idea was to break some protective glass and pull a fire alarm. When Firemen arrived on scene they quickly and surprisingly determined the man was drunk. Not only did he fail to retrieve his beer but he hurt his hand on the protective glass. For a little bit more on this extremely short story click here. And remember, if you forget your beer somewhere and you have had a few too many drinks it might not be the best idea to pull a fire alarm!